ive had this account since 2013 and im just now making an abt me post aha

✨my names Teeth or Solitaire

✨im 22 🤙

✨it/its and they/them pronouns

✨this is my random dump blog but all my sideblogs are in my bio!

⁉️if you are a triggering blog that got a follow from me- please check my description for my tw sideblogs

✨a little backstory my first user name was superwho-notsherlockedyet bc i was 12 and glorified the prime tumblr days🤦‍♂️

[georgebbwbush]

*gets decapitated* Okay, so this is why I actually consider this a complete win:🧵(1/37)

[georgebbwbush]

To everyone tagging this as dirk strider: i'm actually about to open fire

[segretecose]

i must not afternoon nap. afternoon nap is the mind-killer. afternoon nap is the little death that brings total obliteration. i will face my afternoon sleepy tired and permit it to pass over and through me. and when it has gone i will turn the inner eye to see its path. where the afternoon sleepy tired has gone there will be nothing. only i will remain

[geeseareassholes]

I MUST NOT AFTERNOON NAP. AFTERNOON NAP IS THE MIND KILLER

[tiredspider]

new genre of videos youtube’s algorithm has decided I needed to see

[she-waves-at-cats]

I think it needs to become common knowledge that "inability to read social cues" can show up as overcompensating.

You don't know how much misbehaviour is allowed, so you become the perfect child who never tests rules.

You don't know if someone is irritated with you, so you'll be extra generous and self-effacing.

You don't know how much is expected of you at work so you'll kill yourself in a minimum-wage job and not notice that nobody else is working like this.

"Hardworking and quiet" should be as much of an autism red flag as "ignores rules and doesn't know when to stop talking". Or why don't we just start using words to communicate so i can stop tracking everybody's eyebrow twitches, that would be great.

Anonymous asked:

what the fuck do you mean your keyboard doesnt have letters

ublock-origin answered:

We have no letters Kathleen!

[ublock-origin]

1. some 8ish years now i reckon
2. i have naturally acidic sweat. it's a family thing

[ublock-origin]

we have already. They don't know exactly what is up with it, other than the sweat being slightly more acidic than normal and the acidic mantle being thicker and Way more acidic than normal, but it doesn't seem to have anything to do with acidosis. As far as we have tested, our family has had this since at least my great grandpa, and the guy lived to be 93 years old.

[ashestoashesjc]

[captain-price-unofficially]

What the fuck.

[naggingatlas]

op is a xenomorph descendant from that one time ripley fucked the queen

[identitty-dickruption]

compulsory abledness also (partially) explains why disability aids are forced onto some people and denied from others

prosthetic limbs are forced onto amputees whether they want them or not because the goal is to make disabled people look as abled as possible. whereas, all sorts of people who would benefit from mobility aids are often denied them until it’s a “last resort” because! you guessed it! the goal is to make us look as abled as possible

neither person in this situation is privileged. it’s just that the same harmful phenomenon impacts different groups in different ways

[thefeelofavideogame]

a mummy who broke out of his sarcophagus wrote this

[scotchtapeofficial]

reblog if ur a striminal

[robotsandramblings]

#YOU’VE BEEN HIT BY  #YOU’VE BEEN STRUCK BY  #A SMOOTH STRIMINAL

[pokemonprofessor]

nice.

[furikomaru]

I am so embarrassed that only 31% of us have the good sense to lie when someone asks if we’ve committed a crime.

[iricolor]

*a strime

[zillanovikov]

every year I post this meme and every year people get more mad at me than they did the previous year

[moviesludge]

I came into my room and there was a web directly across the inside of my doorway even though it had only been a couple of hours since I last walked in here. Of course I immediately thought of this old Far Side which is never too far from my mind

[dduane]

Have loved this particular Far Side moment for ages.

[evilwizard]

the gimmick blogs are like tumblr’s rogue gallery. yes we’ve got some heroes, yes we’ve got some villains, but more importantly if you look over here you will see some freak who devotes all their time to counting the number of “t’s” in a post

[t-counter]

T Count: 15

Letter Count: 198

Your T Percentage: 7.58%

Average T Percentage: 6.95%

You used the letter T 1.09 times as much as average!

[evilwizard]

YOU EXIST???

[t-counter]

Sometimes you create a guy and it turns out they already exist

[cerayanay]

Sometimes that guy has skills beyond your comprehension @identifying-cars-in-posts

[identifying-cars-in-posts]

1993-1997 Mazda 626

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

I love all the fun kinds of autism we get here